#existentialfutility
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #existentialfutility from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 12:24 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 12:24 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 23 public posts (spanning ~22299 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 04:00
Languages: English (20)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
@[email protected] i thank you for these remarks & for your separate ones to my own OP on this article a few hours ago. unfortunately, for some of us who never had any self-confidence nor courage to begin with, simply knowing that
had a little chat thru the back screen door with him, asked if he'd like a glass of cold water. we reviewed the work done so far, what else is left, what he'll tackle next today, what he'll have to leave til next time coz soon he'll be runn
handypeep running 50 minutes, & one month, late. already nervous-stewing in my throat-covering poloneck jumper & tinted facial spakfilla, now i have extra time for the defective skullgoo to run amok with my "equanimity" [sic]. sigh. wouldn'
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