#facepalms
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #facepalms from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-10 00:47 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-10 00:47 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-10 00:47 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~26578 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
@JoscelynTransient #facepalms Sigh... did I ever mention my childhood wish to join the Junior magic circle? I can prestidigitate and palm cards and coins to a degree that can successfully bamboozle a toddler or very gullible young adult.. ;
BEST #FacePalms ever... hands down 😀 #StarTrek #TOS #TNG #Voyager #DS9
@josgeluk @TheDutchChief @edgeofeurope @Martranslations @harld Om het nog verwarrender te maken. Jullie weten toch wel dat het woord 'toot' voor post in Mastodon een foutje was van Eugene 'Gargron' Rochko. Het was een soort van eigenaardige
What “facepalms” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediafacepalms
- nounA gesture of bringing one or both palms to the face, with various interpretations.
- verbTo bring the palm of one’s hand to one’s face as an expression of mixed humor and disbelief, disgust or shame; for example, when one is caught off-guard with a particularly bad pun.
A facepalm is the physical gesture of placing one's hand across one's face, lowering one's face into one's hand or hands or covering or closing one's eyes. The gesture is often exaggerated by giving the motion more force and making a slapping noise when the hand comes in contact with the face. The gesture is found in many cultures as a display of frustration, disappointment, exasperation, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise, exhaustion, sarcasm, shame, or incredulous disbelief.
“Facepalm” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#facepalms across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/facepalms