#faceplant

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #faceplant from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 09:31 UTC
0
07-21
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 09:31 UTC
#faceplantfriday
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#catFaceplant
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#BigDataFaceplant
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#MetaFaceplant
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#HugeFaceplant
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#JohnnyFaceplant
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#NadaqFaceplant
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#NewFaceplant
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#faceplanter
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#faceplanters
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#OrbanFaceplant
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#faceplantintorock
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 09:31 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~14461 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 08:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: Spanish (26) · English (12) · French (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.2

Top of the latest posts

  • Chatrie v. United States Police officers conducted a Fourth Amendment search when they acquired Okello Chatrie’s location data from Google because an individual has a reasonable expectation of privacy in his cellphone location information.

    tallship@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 52026-07-02 02:05 UTCView post →

  • https://www.nytimes.com/es/2026/06/24/espanol/estados-unidos/detencion-ice-corte-migracion.html #ICE #Faceplant

    Edgecontrol🍉🛹@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-06-25 08:35 UTCView post →

  • When you explicitly ask for A and only A. And definitely not B. And they do B. #ITdepartment #faceplant

    onion@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-06-16 09:41 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/faceplant