#faceplants

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #faceplants from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
4
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 4
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 4

Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:15 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:15 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #faceplants.

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:15 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~23526 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (4)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • 🚀 Ah, the tech world's crystal ball strikes again: 3D printed miniatures will revolutionize... something or other, just like VR headsets replaced reality, right? 😂 Watching these predictions unfold is like watching a tech-savvy blindfold

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-01-04 22:31 UTCView post →

  • #ThingsThatHappenInWalmart #FacePlants #shopping #FridayVibes

    SherBeareth@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-12-13 08:27 UTCView post →

  • #ConvictedFelon #DonaldTrump #faceplants again while trying to #insult #VicePresident #KamalaHarris’ #intelligence. The #senile #former #president didn’t seem to know the #line of #presidential #succession, a #concept so #rudimentary that i

    Susan Larson ♀️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12024-10-10 15:27 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/faceplants