#fakecommute

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fakecommute from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
17
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 17
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 17

Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:30 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:30 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #fakecommute.

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:30 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 17 public posts (spanning ~21120 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 07:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (17)

Avg boosts / post: 0.5

Top of the latest posts

  • Today’s morning walk meant I got to spot a roosting barn owl. Wouldn’t have seen that if I were sat in a metal box on wheels - another reason to much prefer an active #FakeCommute to an actual commute in the car. #JustWalk #BarnOwl #TytoAlb

    OccasionalDucks@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-05-20 05:53 UTCView post →

  • My fake commute was a lot nicer with far fewer cars - shame that was only achievable by being up an hour and a bit earlier than normal… thanks, unplanned and unwanted wakefulness! It didn’t show up in the photo, but I could see Orion low in

    OccasionalDucks@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02025-11-25 06:55 UTCView post →

  • While getting soaked by the unscheduled rain on my fake commute this morning I at least spotted “my” barn owls. Let me tell you, they seemed even less impressed than I was. Wouldn’t have seen that if I were driving. #FakeCommute #JustWalk #

    OccasionalDucks@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-06-15 07:38 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fakecommute