#fakequotes
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fakequotes from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-03 09:28 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-03 09:28 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-03 09:28 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~19359 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00
Languages: English (38) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
That fake wittgenstein quote is a real mind job. You know the one: Fake Wittgenstein's friend: "It was reasonable for people to believe that the sun revolves around the earth, because that is what it looks like" Fake Wittgenstein: "What wou
"This self-discrediting slopaganda is as vacuous as the mad idiot king in the White House himself, only he went out of his way to convey (hilariously unintentionally!) the futility of his own policies." 0/10—IGN https://reason.com/2026/09/0
Einstein (allegedly) said: “When a blind beetle crawls over the surface of a curved branch, it doesn’t notice that the track it has covered is indeed curved. I was lucky enough to notice what the beetle didn’t notice.” The blind beetle does
#fakequotes across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fakequotes straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fakequotes