#farts
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #farts from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #farts
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-09 03:55 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-09 03:55 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-09 03:55 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6813 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (37) · Italian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.4
Top of the latest posts
Natural horn #ass #butt #booty #anal #asshole #butthole #analhole #fart #farts #farting #fartfetish #nsfw #amateurporn
On a different note, #KinkBelongsAtPride and we need to fucking yeet all the #TERFs, #FARTs and reactionaries that want to ban #KinkAtPride because #kink belongs at #pride like candy to christmas & music to carnival. - Fuck all the reaction
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What “farts” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediafarts/fɑːɹts/
- nounAn emission of digestive gases from the anus; a flatus.
- verb(impolite) To emit digestive gases from the anus; to flatulate.
Flatulence is the expulsion of gas from the intestines via the anus, commonly referred to as farting. "Flatus" is the medical word for gas generated in the stomach or bowels. A proportion of intestinal gas may be swallowed environmental air; hence, flatus is not entirely generated in the stomach or bowels. The scientific study of this area of medicine is termed flatology.
“Flatulence” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#farts across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #farts straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/farts