#fauxpology
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fauxpology from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-07 15:08 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-07 15:08 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #fauxpology.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-07 15:08 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~20085 hours).
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Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
I contacted them through their web form. What are the chances I will get a "We're sorry that you experienced this as a problem" fauxpology email? "It's not us, it's you." #fauxpology
#Parking in #Regina, part 3... I submitted a "service request" about paying for #parking meters downtown, because they're going "app-only", and I have no mobile phone. I got a #contemptuous email telling me I'd said I was "not comfortable w
Brand-new #experience in the #Fediverse for me, one that I did not think I would ever have. Was about to mute/block some #asshat, for being a complete asshat (brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department), scrolled a little fur
What “fauxpology” means
WikipediaA non-apology, sometimes called a backhanded apology, empty apology, nonpology, or fauxpology, is a statement in the form of an apology that does not express remorse for what was done or said, or assigns fault to those ostensibly receiving the apology. It is common in politics and public relations.
“Non-apology” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#fauxpology across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fauxpology straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fauxpology