#firstworldproblems

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #firstworldproblems from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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7
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
7
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0.1/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-23 00:47 UTC
0
10-17
2
10-18
0
10-19
3
10-20
1
10-21
1
10-22
0
10-23

7 uses by 7 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-23 00:47 UTC
#firstworldproblems2023
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-23 00:47 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~793 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (30) · Dutch (3) · Lithuanian (2) · German (2) · French (2) · Finnish (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • I’m too old for this shit people. EDIT: As usual, I left with plenty of time to spare so I’m at the airport way too early. Had I left with just a bit of spare time, I guarantee you there’d be a problem on the roads and I’d be panicking now.

    Sobtanian@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-10-20 04:34 UTCView post →

  • SitRep: have moved out of our 70+ yo wooden (very) ex statehouse for a bit while we get double glazing, painting + replacing rotten weatherboards etc. We decided as we have quite a bit of WFH it would be too noisy etc to stay .. so moved in

    Oceans Craig@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-10-20 02:31 UTCView post →

  • Damn you, PHP! I was going to order my Christmas lunch today, but looks like the booking site is out! ARGH! #firstworldproblems

    Michael Horne@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-10-22 10:07 UTCView post →

#firstworldproblems across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #firstworldproblems straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/firstworldproblems