#firstworldproblems
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #firstworldproblems from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-07 21:56 UTC11 uses by 11 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-07 21:56 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #firstworldproblems.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-07 21:56 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~905 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00
Languages: English (34) · Dutch (2) · German (2) · Danish (1) · Polish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
I'm sitting in my office with a pair of Giro bike gloves on, hoping that after a wash and some wear they will stretch a little and not cut into the gap between ring and middle finger. They fit fine otherwise. #cycling #WFH #firstworldproble
I got a haircut yesterday and normally also trim the groin, but I forgot to set the trim height... so now I'm shorn.... now I need to decide to keep it shaved again or let it grow. #firstworldproblems
The place we were buying fell through last week. I was gutted and there were tears. Not to mention the money wasted. Back to it though as our house has sold. Viewings on a Sunday are handy, we shall see. It shouldn't be this stressful. #ack
#firstworldproblems across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #firstworldproblems straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/firstworldproblems