#firstworldprobs

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #firstworldprobs from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

hashtag.org network · sponsored

Own #firstworldprobs

This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.

$5.00/ year · 15-character #name
Claim #firstworldprobs — $5.00/yr→Buy on hashtag.space (web3)
card via hashtag.org · tokens via hashtag.space
0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
13
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 13
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 13

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 02:15 UTC
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28
0
07-29

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 02:15 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #firstworldprobs.

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 02:15 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 13 public posts (spanning ~64010 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 22:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (13)

Avg boosts / post: 0.5

Top of the latest posts

  • I bought some eco-friendly peach scented deodorant. It definitely does not work. And the peach scent makes everything worse. #FirstWorldProbs

    jenn@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-02-04 03:57 UTCView post →

  • Very #FirstWorldProbs but the Southwest wi-fi product on this flight is utter crap compared with Delta or AA's faster options now. Can barely connect to any web pages.

    Jage@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12025-10-31 03:09 UTCView post →

  • 'Miserable weather' - bummer summer as thousands snub my Hastings' Splash Planet https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/539062/miserable-weather-bummer-summer-as-thousands-snub-hastings-splash-planet “Get that revenue budget met!!” Harrrrrumph

    ClareBear 💚 :tinoflag:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-01-15 03:39 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/firstworldprobs