#fml

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fml from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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2
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-09 11:56 UTC
1
09-03
0
09-04
0
09-05
0
09-06
0
09-07
1
09-08
0
09-09

2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-09 11:56 UTC
#fmla26
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fmla2026
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fmla
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fmln
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fml1
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fmlinphotos
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fmlagw
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#ReallyFML
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#ntr_fml
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fmlife
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fmlrn
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#DoubleFML
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-09 11:56 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1083 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 21:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (35) · Chinese (China) (1) · Polish (1) · Norwegian (1) · Icelandic (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Only day 10 of fighting the Second Wombat Invasion. To say I am over it would be an understatement. 3 wombats in the yard last night and this morning. Probably another 2-3 hours of repair work on the fence involving digging up boulders to f

    Stephen Collins@[email protected]♥ 6↻ 12026-08-29 00:27 UTCView post →

  • Some of the country music that plays incessantly at work has started to grow on me. Like, there's a "Live Laugh Love" song (no clue what it's actually called or who sings it) and a song about being an "international harvester" that are mild

    Fanfalla :fennec_fox:@[email protected]♥ 5↻ 02026-07-25 23:59 UTCView post →

  • Hey! Wanna learn about AI but don't trust AI not to mess up the lesson? Got you covered. /deja vu edition (PS The magazine may not have been written by AI but I bet that cover was designed by AI.) #AIslop #TheJokesWriteThemselves #DejaVu #F

    Christopher Linfoot@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 42026-07-25 18:19 UTCView post →

What “fml” means

Wiktionary

fml

  • interjectionInitialism of fuck my life. (expressing despairing annoyance)
  • adjectiveBeing in accord with established forms.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

#fml across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #fml straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fml