#friendzoned

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #friendzoned from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
12
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 12
0.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 12
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-26 10:33 UTC
0
10-20
0
10-21
0
10-22
0
10-23
0
10-24
0
10-25
0
10-26

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-26 10:33 UTC
#FriendZonedAgain
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#friendzonedcomputer
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-26 10:33 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~82725 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (11)

Avg boosts / post: 0.7

Top of the latest posts

  • "A... aye... I could do that..." https://piefed.social/c/lotrmemes/p/2170902/a-aye-i-could-do-that

    PugJesus@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 22026-06-27 20:01 UTCView post →

  • “Elven Princess” #magic #bigboobs #bigbreasts #boobs #breasts #caption #cleavage #fantasy #elfwoman #elfgirl #elf #elfears #elves #elvengirl #interspecies #interspeciesromance #fantasycharacter #friendzoned #cuckold #cuckoldcaptions #cuckol

    Marfisa@marfisa♥ 1↻ 02026-09-22 20:23 UTCView post →

  • Dear #women, if I had realized as a teen what an oppresive and hazardous shitshow life was for you, I would have #friendzoned myself and simply tried to be supportive and helpful.

    Rodentia@psychoM3♥ 1↻ 02026-03-06 15:54 UTCView post →

What “friendzoned” means

Wiktionary · Wikipedia

friendzoned

  • verbTo classify as a friend, without any possibility of a romantic relationship.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

"Friendzoned" is a song by JLC and Swedish singer Robin Bengtsson. It was released as a digital download in Sweden on 17 May 2019 by Sony Music Entertainment. The song was written by Robin Bengtsson, Herman Gardarfve, Carl Deman, Lucas Simonsson and Jonas Fagerström.

“Friendzoned” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#friendzoned across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #friendzoned straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/friendzoned