#fsmism
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fsmism from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-17 21:30 UTC62 uses by 7 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-17 21:30 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #fsmism.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-17 21:30 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~104 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 05:00
Languages: Korean (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
Protect us, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as we stay awake; watch over us as we sleep, that awake, we may keep watch with You, and asleep, rest in Your peace. "5. Let us remember that even through the tangled threads of today, Your
낮 동안 우리를 활기 있게 하신 저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님, 당신과 함께 있으리니, 자는 동안도 지켜 주시어 편히 쉬게 하소서. "11. 고요한 밤, 주님께서 보이지 않는 체로 저희 삶의 쓸모 없는 근심을 걸러내주소서." 🍝 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께서 여러분과 함께. 😋 또한 주교의 면발과 함께 하소서. 🍝 기도합시다. 저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님, 이 밤을 편히 쉬게 하시고, 거룩한 죽음
🍝 The Flying Spaghetti Monster, come to my assistance. 😋 My Lord, make haste to help me. Glory be to the Meatball 🧆, to the Sauce 🥫, and to the Holy Noodle 🍝. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. 🍜 🍝 The Flying Spag
What “fsmism” means
WikipediaThe Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, a parodic new religious movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion. The parody originated in opposition to the teaching of intelligent design in public schools in the United States. According to adherents, Pastafarianism is a "real, legitimate religion, as much as any other"; it has received some limited recognition as such.
“Flying Spaghetti Monster” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#fsmism across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fsmism