#fuckbook
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckbook from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 17:18 UTCNo measured public usage for #fuckbook in the last 7 days. That is a real result, and a good one to know: this hashtag is wide open right now. We show a dash before we ever show a made-up number. Browse the trending index for tags with live measurements.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 17:18 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #fuckbook.
Live pulse
measured · Mastodon tag timeline · fetched 2026-09-25 17:18 UTCNo recent public posts found for #fuckbook on Mastodon. Nothing measured, so nothing shown.
What “fuckbook” means
WikipediaFuckbook is an album released by indie rock band Yo La Tengo under the alias Condo Fucks in 2009. The band name comes from an inner sleeve listing fake albums and genre send-ups included in their 1997 album I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One. The album title is a reference to their 1990 album Fakebook. Guitarist Ira Kaplan and drummer Georgia Hubley are credited on this album as Kid Condo and Georgia Condo, respectively. The Matador press release for the album creates a fictional backstory for
“Fuckbook” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#fuckbook across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fuckbook straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fuckbook