#fuckingmachine

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckingmachine from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
26
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 26
0.7
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 26

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:43 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:43 UTC
#fuckingmachines
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:43 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 26 public posts (spanning ~26351 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (25) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.5

Top of the latest posts

  • Whereas a "Stroker" is just some #FuckingMachine like the #Lovense Mini ( https://ebay.us/R7hblF ) or a chonky machine with adjustable speed and stroke depth with a nice control ( https://ebay.us/PRAZ58 ) where one can put a huge-ass dildo

    F3715H@[email protected]♥ 6↻ 32025-10-11 01:40 UTCView post →

  • #Kinktober pre-Halloween-Edition #Breeding ne, nicht wirklich #FuckingMachine würde ich gern mal live erleben. #Degradation Ist wirklich situationsabhängig. Selten, aber kommt vor. #Orgy ja, würde ich durchaus auf die Liste setzen #Flogging

    tamarisk@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 02025-10-30 19:36 UTCView post →

  • There were several differences to a cock. First, its size would match that of it's wearer, from labia to cervix. Second, it did not thrust but vibrated, orgasm being provoked by the pressure of these growling vibrations against the labia mi

    Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 02025-07-16 12:24 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fuckingmachine