#fuckmicrosoft

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckmicrosoft from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
2.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:54 UTC
0
07-21
0
07-22
0
07-23
1
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:54 UTC
#fuckmicrosoftnonsense
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#FuckMicrosoftRightUpSatansAnus
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fuckmicrosoftwindows
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fuckmicrosofteriesetregistrehalacon
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fuckmicrosoft2023
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fuckmicrosoftazure
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#FuckMicrosoftTeams
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fuckmicrosoftday
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fuckmicrosoftp
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fuckmicrosoftoffice
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fuckmicrosofttho
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#fuckmicrosoftbtw
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:54 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2419 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (25) · French (11) · German (1) · Italian (1)

Avg boosts / post: 2.6

Top of the latest posts

  • Jesus fucking christ, Microsoft https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gxgpo2jdvpvc4quze2ctj3il/post/3mkvqyjtlqc25 VSCode now adds Copilot as a co-author of all your commits, even if you didn't use it? By default? Without notice? This is absolute

    Solarbird :flag_cascadia:@[email protected]♥ 28↻ 172026-05-03 18:05 UTCView post →

  • #Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New #AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal. Microsoft has been piloting #Scout as an internal tool for employees it was calling #ClawPilot, since March. https://www.404media.co/microsoft-w

    Teddy / Domingo (🇨🇵/🇬🇧)@[email protected]♥ 14↻ 152026-06-03 04:41 UTCView post →

  • It seems that some rocket scientist at Microsoft suddenly reached the same conclusion the rest of us did two years ago. People can't/won't just rush out and buy new hardware to replace perfectly good hardware, especially when the tech indus

    DeadTOm :d20:@[email protected]♥ 13↻ 72026-06-25 17:30 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fuckmicrosoft