#fuckmylife
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckmylife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #fuckmylife
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-27 10:50 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-27 10:50 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-27 10:50 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~10905 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 04:00
Languages: English (31)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
As part of my day job, I sometimes have to price server systems for our customers. And I just saw that the purchase price for 16 GB DDR5 RAM is at €1600. #FuckMyLife
SOS my lovers.... Your girl needs HELP!!!! this was under my car today 😰😰😰😰🤢🤢🤢🤢 I don't get paid for 2 weeks 😰😰😰😰😰 https://linktr.ee/miax2026 #GirlInDistress #help #cartroubles #fuckmylife
My greatest skill is story writing. I am better at writing stories than anything else. ...stories nobody reads. That I fail to publish regularly, even when I find someone crazy enough to read a little out of politeness. Which are too weird
#fuckmylife across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fuckmylife straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fuckmylife