#fuckteams
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckteams from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #fuckteams
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-29 13:32 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-29 13:32 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-29 13:32 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~36577 hours).
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Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
pet peeve: Apps that feel like they must display "internal" windows (esp. web/electron apps are guilty of this!) that I CANNOT MOVE! Looking at you Teams (MS, didn't you have design guidelines? Oh right, you told all your teams to not give
Microsoft Teams was bad enough when it was made with Electron and node.js, but turning it into an edge WebView webapp was even worse. We were fine using Google Chat and Google Meet. Not great, but at least they worked fine with with Firefox
@corbeaucrypto I agree with anyone who says #fuckteams
#fuckteams across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fuckteams straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fuckteams