#fuckthenewnormal
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckthenewnormal from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-29 10:49 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-29 10:49 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #fuckthenewnormal.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-29 10:49 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~1281 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 13
Top of the latest posts
Update on my partner, he's still positive (day 9 of positive tests, day 10 since symptoms, and 12 days since exposure). He's starting to feel a little better, cold-like symptoms remain and immense fatigue. He'll continue isolating until he'
I posted the Department of Homeland Security report on COVID from July to my Instagram the other day... my SIL apparently took it as an attack on her commenting that it was "easy for me to say" since I "haven't had to wear a mask for full w
Negative again on today's rapid test, though the headache and fatigue are still going strong. If I'm negative tomorrow, I should be able to spring myself from isolation without worrying too much about infecting others. Several weeks of low
#fuckthenewnormal across platforms
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