#fuckup
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckup from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #fuckup
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-19 21:45 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-19 21:45 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #fuckup.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-19 21:45 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~86203 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00
Languages: English (21) · German (8) · Czech (4) · Polish (4) · Swedish (1) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
You can't make this shit up. "The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs
Kleine Rechnung zum #Tankrabatt. Wer in den kommenden Monaten 10.000km oder mehr fährt, wird gefördert... wenn denn die Steuererleichterung weitergegeben wird. Alle Anderen können das als einen ordentlichen #fuckup unserer ideenlosen Bundes
Well I gotta say, moving #MastodonAU 's database to a pure SSD storage backend has made a massive difference. Whooohoo, she's much faster! The storage servers are a pair of #Dell R640s, with 2x Gold 6150 (2.7GHz 18 Cores each) and 256GB of
What “fuckup” means
Wiktionary#fuckup across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fuckup straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fuckup