#fuckups
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckups from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:56 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:56 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:56 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 17 public posts (spanning ~60624 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (12) · German (4) · American English (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.4
Top of the latest posts
This video from #AdamConover is, as per one of the comment, so cathartic to watch. Bravo 👏 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVj4kZF-Fgk #billionaire #fuckups #Musk #Zuckerberg #SBF #FTX
We don’t need more mess, we need shovels Most social problems aren’t conspiracies - they’re #fuckups, we’re only human. You could say “most social problems are caused by social issues”, but that doesn’t land the same way 🙂 The problem isn’
"Boeing reportedly mulls sale of space enterprise" A corporate spokesperson said: "We're not sure if we want to be a company that's shit at making planes, shit at making spacecraft, or shit at both. Whatever we decide, we'll probably get it
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