#furzkissen
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #furzkissen from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #furzkissen
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-05 22:16 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-05 22:16 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-05 22:16 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~7587 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
bei #merzwegbeutel muss ich denken an #meckfurz 🤔😉 https://digitalcourage.social/@synapsenkitzler/113930611602015600 Die Symbiose wäre ein Merzfurzbeutel, ein Beutel der furzt wenn man ihn benutzt, analog zu #furzkissen. 🤔😉 @sebastian @
Bei den meisten #Sharepics denke ich mir ja: "Irgendwo zwischen #Furzkissen und #Arschgeweih." Kann man machen, muss man aber nicht.
What “furzkissen” means
WikipediaA whoopee cushion is a practical joke device, which simulates the sound of flatulence when sat on.
“Whoopee cushion” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#furzkissen across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #furzkissen straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/furzkissen