#furzkissen

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #furzkissen from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 2
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 2
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-05 22:16 UTC
0
10-30
0
10-31
0
11-01
0
11-02
0
11-03
0
11-04
0
11-05

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-05 22:16 UTC
#furzkissenkarren
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#furzkissenfeature
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-05 22:16 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~7587 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: German (2)

Avg boosts / post: 0.5

Top of the latest posts

  • bei #merzwegbeutel muss ich denken an #meckfurz 🤔😉 https://digitalcourage.social/@synapsenkitzler/113930611602015600 Die Symbiose wäre ein Merzfurzbeutel, ein Beutel der furzt wenn man ihn benutzt, analog zu #furzkissen. 🤔😉 @sebastian @

    Synapsenkitzler (Andrej)@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-08-08 13:12 UTCView post →

  • Bei den meisten #Sharepics denke ich mir ja: "Irgendwo zwischen #Furzkissen und #Arschgeweih." Kann man machen, muss man aber nicht.

    HG@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12025-09-26 10:26 UTCView post →

What “furzkissen” means

Wikipedia

A whoopee cushion is a practical joke device, which simulates the sound of flatulence when sat on.

“Whoopee cushion” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#furzkissen across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #furzkissen straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/furzkissen