#garbagelanguage
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #garbagelanguage from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 23:51 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 23:51 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 23:51 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~2044 hours).
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Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0
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Top of the latest posts
"The hideous nature of these words — their facility to warp and impede communication — is also their purpose." Molly Young in The Vulture on "Garbage Language: Why do corporations speak the way they do?", from 2020. https://www.vulture.com/
I used "let's eat our own dog food" unironically in a work meeting yesterday. 🙄 #lingo #businessCasual #corporateSpeak #garbageLanguage #dogFood
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