#getagrip
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #getagrip from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 02:38 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 02:38 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 02:38 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 39 public posts (spanning ~70676 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00
Languages: English (37) · German (1) · Spanish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.6
Top of the latest posts
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POV: you’ve been kidnapped and forced into sex work on camera. Then you learn the man responsible has been welcomed back to Twitter where he can influence the countless young minds who follow him. And then you learn that this is *still* not
We all have fridges running 24/7 using minimum electricity & zero water. They are damn near silent. Aircon is similar but noisier. Both cost about the same. That tech & govs say IT/AI needs water & electricity is just a money making sceme.
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