#getoffmylawn
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #getoffmylawn from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-01 16:00 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-01 16:00 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-01 16:00 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~5402 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (39) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.8
Top of the latest posts
IN OTHER NEWS i just reckoned i have been online for 42 years. started using the internet at the University of Puerto Rico. compared to my friends, twas living in the future using Gopher: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopher_%28protocol%29
First it was "dumb terminals". Then "diskless workstations". Then "network computers". Now it's "cloud PCs". Seems like every 10-15 years the industry tries to push the idea of being utterly dependent on a remote server, and everyone hates
On my Saturday ride I saw a huge number of boys on electric dirt bikes. My ride took me through a rich suburb (Westlake), which is where I saw most of these boys. Note that, as far as I could see, they were 100% boys. No girls. This is a li
#getoffmylawn across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #getoffmylawn straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/getoffmylawn