#gettingoldersucks
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #gettingoldersucks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:17 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:17 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #gettingoldersucks.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:17 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~19504 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
Last good ride for a while as I’ve got a surgery coming up that’s going to put me out of commission. Felt good to get some miles in before I’ve got to take a break. Gonna hate being forced to “take it easy.” #cycling #cyclinglife #gettingol
working on some renovation today i hurt my lower back. what kind of athletic extravaganza was i performing, you ask? i stood up from sitting on the floor. #gettingOlderSucks
So, apparently it seems that I need a pill cutter. Should I consider myself as an adult finally? #old #gettingolder #gettingoldersucks #gettingolderproblems
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