#girlfriendinacoma
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #girlfriendinacoma from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-28 22:00 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-28 22:00 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #girlfriendinacoma.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-28 22:00 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~27481 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (8) · Dutch (1) · Icelandic (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
Happy anniversary to The Smiths single, “Girlfriend In A Coma”. Released this week in 1987. #thesmiths #girlfriendinacoma #morrissey #johnnymarr #theworldwontlisten #louderthanbombs #strangewaysherewecome
Been thinking a lot about #DouglasCoupland ‘s #girlfriendinacoma recently, after not thinking about it for years. Weird how #books come back sometimes. Hoping this isn’t a terrible portent of the coming #apocalypse, obviously. #bookstodon
Happy anniversary to The Smiths’ album, ‘Strangeways Here We Come’. Released this week in 1987. #thesmiths #strangewaysherewecome #girlfriendinacoma #stopmeifyouthinkyouveheardthisonebefore #istartedsomethingicouldntfinish #lastnightidreamn
#girlfriendinacoma across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #girlfriendinacoma straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/girlfriendinacoma