#goatse
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #goatse from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #goatse
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 00:23 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 00:23 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 00:23 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~25781 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (36) · Finnish (2) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.5
Top of the latest posts
Kennt ihr die Firma "Shareware Marketing"? Die hat sich das schöne Bild als Handelsmarke eintragen lassen. Es symbolisiert das Weitergeben einer Diskette von einer Person zur nächsten. Was habt ihr denn gedacht? https://trademarks.ipo.gov.u
The one and only #goatse phone has been armed. Need to find some genuine games though. #retrocomputing #vintagecomputing #vintagemobilephones #games #nokia #ngage
Yo #DHH, I got an updated logo for you. 😄 #Omarchy #slop #techbro Thanks to #jwz for [permission] to use the #goatse hands graphic from his site, and to the #GnuImageManipulationProgram for the assist. ;)
R.L. Dane :Debian: :FreeBSD: :OpenBSD: :NetBSD:🍵 :MiraLovesYou:@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 102026-09-22 22:29 UTCView post →
What “goatse” means
Wikipediagoatse.cx, often spelled without the .cx top-level domain as Goatse, is an internet domain that originally housed an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture entitled hello.jpg, showing an image of a hunched-over naked man using both hands to stretch open his anus and present his red rectum lit by the camera flash, revealing his anal canal.
“Goatse.cx” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#goatse across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #goatse straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/goatse