#granddad
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #granddad from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-19 04:25 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-19 04:25 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-19 04:25 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~30273 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00
Languages: English (11)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
@georgepenney Awwww all the lovely animals. I love doggies and sheepies. And a visit with #Granddad what could be better.
H has already seen a Barn Owl so wasn't fussed when one turned up; a fabulous sight as it hunted over Exminster Marshes. So much fun with him as he got used to using a 'scope. Lovely hour spent with him. He did get a little cold 😂 #Exminst
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What “granddad” means
WikipediaGrandparents, individually known as grandmother and grandfather, or Grandma and Grandpa, are the parents of a person's father or mother – paternal or maternal. Every sexually reproducing living organism who is not a genetic chimera has a maximum of 4 genetic grandparents, 8 genetic great-grandparents, 16 genetic great-great-grandparents, 32 genetic great-great-great-grandparents, 64 genetic great-great-great-great-grandparents, etc. In the history of modern humanity, around 30,000 years ago, the
“Grandparent” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#granddad across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/granddad