#grandma
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #grandma from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #grandma
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 18:29 UTC5 uses by 5 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 18:29 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-25 18:29 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2411 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (37) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
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Today, the #grandma recordings were a real struggle, I'm tired and sweating, my neck itches from small hairs after having my hair cut some minutes ago. The first record was only three minutes and not particularly special. The second one rev
Today's two #grandma recordings were the last from Easter Sunday 2023. They were about 20 minutes. They started and ended with telling how she prays that she will die soon (spoiler: she lived another six months). She also told a bit, how th
What “grandma” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaGrandparents, individually known as grandmother and grandfather, or Grandma and Grandpa, are the parents of a person's father or mother – paternal or maternal. Every sexually reproducing living organism who is not a genetic chimera has a maximum of 4 genetic grandparents, 8 genetic great-grandparents, 16 genetic great-great-grandparents, 32 genetic great-great-great-grandparents, 64 genetic great-great-great-great-grandparents, etc. In the history of modern humanity, around 30,000 years ago, the
“Grandparent” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#grandma across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #grandma straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/grandma