#grandma
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #grandma from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #grandma
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-16 10:07 UTC5 uses by 5 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-16 10:07 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #grandma.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-16 10:07 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1838 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (38)
Avg boosts / post: 1.6
Top of the latest posts
Fat Cats My grandma cryin' Jesus to protect us just in case the bullets flew our way. https://thetigressawakes.wordpress.com/2026/08/31/fat-cats/
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Ah, the Swedes, trying to be all futuristic and #cashless, but it turns out #grandma can't pay for her #meatballs with a crypto meme 😂! Now they've had to backpedal faster than you can say "IKEA flat-pack" because apparently, people do sti
What “grandma” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaGrandparents, individually known as grandmother and grandfather, or Grandma and Grandpa, are the parents of a person's father or mother – paternal or maternal. Every sexually reproducing living organism who is not a genetic chimera has a maximum of 4 genetic grandparents, 8 genetic great-grandparents, 16 genetic great-great-grandparents, 32 genetic great-great-great-grandparents, 64 genetic great-great-great-great-grandparents, etc. In the history of modern humanity, around 30,000 years ago, the
“Grandparent” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#grandma across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #grandma straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/grandma