#grannyweatherwax
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #grannyweatherwax from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-08 23:42 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-08 23:42 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #grannyweatherwax.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-08 23:42 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 21 public posts (spanning ~32787 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (19) · Italian (1) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2.5
Top of the latest posts
For folks unaware of the reference, it's from a conversation between Granny Weatherwax and Rev. Mightily Oats, in Terry Pratchett's Carpe Jugulum. Quoted: “And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That’s
I swear this cat can fade into the background like #GrannyWeatherwax and become completely invisible. Been actively looking for her several times in the past hour or so and only found her when she opened her eyes. Sometimes the kittens sit
A quotation from Terry Pratchett “I don’t hold with paddlin’ with the occult,” said Granny firmly. “Once you start paddlin’ with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demon
#grannyweatherwax across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #grannyweatherwax straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/grannyweatherwax