#groan
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #groan from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #groan
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:59 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:59 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~20100 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 03:00
Languages: English (37)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
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The biggest issue I have when I do digital support for anyone is that they DON'T READ their messages - they blindly bumble through their emails clicking all the links. #groan #talesfromtechsupport
#dadjokes #groan “No tanks”
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