#groaner
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #groaner from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #groaner
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 07:11 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 07:11 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 07:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 11 public posts (spanning ~32419 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (11)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
@jonobie oh that’s great! I would love a whole channel for nothing but bad jokes. Maybe #groaner or #kneeslapper Actually let’s just fork MeshCore entirely and make JokeCore. No non-joke content allowed 🤪
@Ten (Following up on the old #groaner "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!") Why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to have three square meals a day. - (from Tallie Falcon at Not Always Right: https://notalwaysright.com/this-dad-joke-h
Grinning Cat :neocat_flag_bi: :neocat_flag_polyam: 🚫👑@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-06-15 12:16 UTCView post →#groaner
#groaner across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #groaner straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/groaner