#grump

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #grump from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 13:30 UTC
0
07-21
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 13:30 UTC
#grumpyface
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
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1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#grumpyoldman
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#grumpycat
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#grumpytech
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#grumpycoder
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#grumph
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#grumpyoldfart
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#grumpyoldgeeks
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#grumpysunshine
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#grumpycatblanche
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#grumpymander
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 13:30 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~23929 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (36) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • This Curmudgeonly old Hermit doesn't attend many social events, but prefers those that are Dog Friendly. With Will Renninger at the Shy Bear Brewery. #hermit #hermits #hermitting #curmudgeon #curmedgeons #grump #grumps #grumpy #dog #dogs #d

    Gay Curmudgeon@[email protected]♥ 5↻ 02026-06-11 11:12 UTCView post →

  • "Ah, yes. I'm so thankful for the little bit of sunlight when I go to work in the mornings. It's totally worth my entire evening being shrouded in darkness," SAID NO SANE PERSON, EVER. #DST #grump

    R. L. Dane :debian: :openbsd:@RL_Dane♥ 4↻ 32024-11-04 12:46 UTCView post →

  • I just got a speeding ticket in the post. I don't reckon it should count if you're driving slower than a cricket ball, because I've been hit by fast bowlers and lived to tell the tale. #grump #sulk

    David Cantrell 🏏@DrHyde♥ 1↻ 02024-05-09 10:10 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/grump