#grumps
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #grumps from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #grumps
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-10 19:47 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-10 19:47 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-10 19:47 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~12837 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
This Curmudgeonly old Hermit doesn't attend many social events, but prefers those that are Dog Friendly. With Will Renninger at the Shy Bear Brewery. #hermit #hermits #hermitting #curmudgeon #curmedgeons #grump #grumps #grumpy #dog #dogs #d
The gardener in me loves a heavy, soaking rain. The arthritis in me does not. Life is often a mixed bag. #rain #rainfall #heavyrain #garden #gardening #gardener #maple #maples #mapletree #mapletrees #precipitation #heavyprecipitation #pouri
Throwing a party for the one-year anniversary of the State College "FRONT RUNNERS" group was great fun as a young man. Now, as a senior, I can happily live without parties. 1995. #hermit #hermits #hermitting #oldfart #oldcoot #oldgeezer #se
What “grumps” means
Wiktionarygrumps/ɡɹʌmps/
- nounA habitually grumpy or complaining person.
- verbTo complain.
#grumps across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #grumps straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/grumps