#GrumpyPsalmsOrPlatitudes
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #GrumpyPsalmsOrPlatitudes from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-10 19:46 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-10 19:46 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #grumpypsalmsorplatitudes.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-10 19:46 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~19 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 06:00
Languages: English (39) · Portuguese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Rick Cook #GrumpyPsalmsOrPlatitud
Only the good die young, and the bad, and the indifferent, basically everyone really, it's completely random. #GrumpyPsalmsOrPlatitudes #HashtagGames
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#grumpypsalmsorplatitudes across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/grumpypsalmsorplatitudes