#grumpysunshine
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #grumpysunshine from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 10:01 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 10:01 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 10:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~12623 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (37) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
"I think the title was something like Real Men Do Meat." "That was a cookbook? Sounds like erotica." "It had hotdog recipes." "Not helping, babe." "Babe? Did I just get babe'd?" "Don't read into it." "I'm growing on you." "Like a fungus." #
"Do you always introduce yourself like this?" "No. Generally I don't speak to anyone at all." "I'll feel special then." "Don't. I'm only talking to you because there is no polite way to ignore you when you've dragged me from my home and acr
"Do you always introduce yourself like this?" "No. Generally I don't speak to anyone at all." "I'll feel special then." "Don't. I'm only talking to you because there is no polite way to ignore you when you've dragged me from my home and acr
#grumpysunshine across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/grumpysunshine