#hahaonlyserious

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #hahaonlyserious from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
33
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 33
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 33
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-03 01:12 UTC
0
09-27
0
09-28
1
09-29
0
09-30
0
10-01
0
10-02
0
10-03

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-03 01:12 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #hahaonlyserious.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-03 01:12 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 33 public posts (spanning ~75132 hours).

Top of the latest posts

  • Palantir #EvilCompanyNames #HashtagGames #hahaOnlySerious

    Wayne Werner@ketmorco♥ 3↻ 12026-03-18 04:07 UTCView post →
  • When the giant gun store in your neighborhood celebrates Halloween with a #Purge-themed window #musketfuckers #HaHaOnlySerious #ammosexuals #triggering #LiterallyTriggering

    Cory Doctorow@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 162023-10-26 00:04 UTCView post →
  • Robotic astrophotography cameras like the Vespera, Dwarf, SeeStar, etc. should put in multiple-resolution sensors akin to the Hubble WF/PC 2 to capture the big stuff and small stuff at the same time. Since they all do computational postproc

    Deborah Pickett@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02024-04-21 22:32 UTCView post →

#hahaonlyserious across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #hahaonlyserious straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/hahaonlyserious