##Haifisch
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag ##Haifisch from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 08:53 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 08:53 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 08:53 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~19728 hours).
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Top of the latest posts
#punindented #punintended #humorfürhartgesottene #homorfürfortgeschrittene #wortspiele #wortspieledesgrauens #wortwitze #wortwitzedesgrauens #cartoons #cartoonhumor #kalauer #flachwitze #homokalaueriensis #homopuniensis #savesharks #haifisc
@b12f @bfdi Was ist denn der #Haifisch? 🤔
What “haifisch” means
Wikipedia"Haifisch" is a song by German band Rammstein. It was released on 28 May 2010, as the third single from their 2009 album Liebe ist für alle da. Just before announcing the premiere of the song's video, Rammstein's website left this quote regarding the song: "the shark not only has teeth – he's got tears as well. But since it lives in the briny deep, no one sees them. A shame. After all, this cartilaginous fish is one of the oldest of the world's many misunderstood creatures. A bit more sympathy c
“Haifisch” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#haifisch across platforms
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