#happywife

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #happywife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
23
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 23
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 23
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-22 22:06 UTC
0
10-16
0
10-17
0
10-18
0
10-19
0
10-20
0
10-21
0
10-22

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-22 22:06 UTC
#HappyWifeHappyLife
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#happywifehappylifeordeath
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#happywifehornylife
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-22 22:06 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 23 public posts (spanning ~33634 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (20) · Norwegian Bokmål (1) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.8

Top of the latest posts

  • Well on today’s trip to the cabin I learned that, even though I haven’t finished the cabin, I’m adding an extension to it. Sigh. #HappyWife…

    Clare@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 52024-02-05 04:28 UTCView post →

  • Defining "wearing the pants," husband style. 😂 She makes sure I'm stylish. #MarriageProblems #FunnyMarriage #HappyWife

    This Grandpa Blogs@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-09-20 05:21 UTCView post →

  • Virkelig longshot, men noen som aner hvor man får tak i en fransk broderinål/ tambourheklenål? Panduro har på nettsiden, men står som utsolgt, M. Sommer i Trondheim hadde ikke, og alt jeg finner på nett er shady nettbutikker jeg ikke stoler

    Atle 🧇🧅@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-08-15 14:36 UTCView post →

#happywife across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #happywife straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/happywife