#happywifehappylife
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #happywifehappylife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #happywifehappylife
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-10 19:47 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-10 19:47 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #happywifehappylife.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-10 19:47 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 22 public posts (spanning ~30521 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 00:00
Languages: English (15) · German (5) · Danish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
My wife just recently picked up the #Lenovo #LegionGoS #SteamOS edition. I won't lie, it's pretty cool to see her excited about something that runs #Linux. Not that she really cares that it's Linux, specifically, she just likes that it runs
My wife got a small 3D printer to play around with. Her every waking moment the past week has been spent making random trinkets. Needless to say, we'll likely be spending the money on a bigger and better one as soon as the funds are availab
Letzte Woche beim shoppen sah ich bei der Kasse dieses kleine, schon leicht verschmutzte Bildchen kleben... das Paar hinter mir bemerkte dieses Sprüchlein ebenfalls und geriet darüber fast in Streit, was ich in diesem Moment fast schon belu
#happywifehappylife across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #happywifehappylife straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/happywifehappylife