#headdesk
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #headdesk from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #headdesk
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-19 05:20 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-19 05:20 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-19 05:20 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~11147 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00
Languages: English (36) · German (3) · Danish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
oh my gods i just JUST saw that I typed "Jason" as "Jacon" in the bloody secondary tag for this week's #monsterdon movie well not fixing it now other people used it too xD xD SORRY TEAM admittedly that is exactly the sort of thing I'd do as
Note to self: When installing #proxmox on a new server via USB, verify if there is not a DVD with a #bootable esxi inserted. #headdesk #homelab
RE: https://mastodon.social/@realTuckFrumper/117396974688057196 ‘… arrest report says he was walking back and forth between voting areas dressed as an immigration enforcement officer, with a face-covering mask, a radio in hand, and an outfi
What “headdesk” means
WikipediaA facepalm is the physical gesture of placing one's hand across one's face, lowering one's face into one's hand or hands or covering or closing one's eyes. The gesture is often exaggerated by giving the motion more force and making a slapping noise when the hand comes in contact with the face. The gesture is found in many cultures as a display of frustration, disappointment, exasperation, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise, exhaustion, sarcasm, shame, or incredulous disbelief.
“Facepalm” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#headdesk across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #headdesk straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/headdesk