#headdesk

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #headdesk from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.6
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 14:10 UTC
0
07-21
0
07-22
0
07-23
1
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 14:10 UTC
#headdeskeuevenmee
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0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#headdeskheaddeskheaddesk
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#headdeskif
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#headdesktuevenmee
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 14:10 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~10078 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (37) · German (2) · Danish (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.6

Top of the latest posts

  • actually ran pkgbasify on the bare metal install and wow, things worked much better. #headdesk I'd like to blame this fiasco on self-employment, but I'm also this dumb when employed.

    Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire:@[email protected]♥ 6↻ 02026-05-06 16:55 UTCView post →

  • Since the move, my Mac Studio refuses to recognize devices attached to any external USB hub. System Report shows the hubs, just not anything hooked to them. #headdesk Gonna go work on something else. Maybe my bed has stopped stinking like a

    Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire:@[email protected]♥ 4↻ 02026-06-15 18:39 UTCView post →

  • (Edit to add: I am an idiot, this host was never pkgbasified, but leaving for the edification of others) Weird #FreeBSD #pkgbase thing. #sysadmin I updated my hosts from 14->15 with freebsd-update, then ran pkgbaseify and switched to pkgbas

    Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire:@[email protected]♥ 4↻ 12026-05-06 16:23 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/headdesk