#headslap
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #headslap from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #headslap
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-02 10:37 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-02 10:37 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #headslap.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-02 10:37 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~30911 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (8)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
@Happyfishmedia I will only allow (2) if the gwailo happened to have time travelled from before 1873. Otherwise #headslap.
I've been informed by #DTE that in order to "improve reliability by 90%" in this area, tomorrow they will… "interrupt your service for up to two hours" #Headslap #DoesntTransmitEnergy
I just saw an influencer video advising keeping the aircon cool so it doesn't work so hard. If it were cooler - the aircon wouldn't be working. That's the point. #headslap
#headslap across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #headslap straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/headslap