#hedonists
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #hedonists from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #hedonists
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 20:17 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 20:17 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 20:17 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~19432 hours).
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Languages: English (4)
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Top of the latest posts
Submerged in sensation, I was only vaguely aware of Peter moving around the room to watch us from different angles. I was listening hard to Katharina’s moans and felt myself becoming wetter. She shimmied out of her dress and I saw, if only
Ey. Take your demoralizing elsewhere. May I recommend #Twitter? No, I'm not calling it X. "The #left" as a #pejorative must stop, because the talking points are basically so vein and ignorant of the problems that is clearly a result of psy-
Another #sextoy arrived to test today. The provider asked us to do an Unboxing video... Is it wrong we find our own humor #sexy? Do you think we could post it on Amazon or is it took risqué? #sextoyreview #sextoytesters #couple #sexyhumor #
What “hedonists” means
WikipediaHedonism is a family of philosophical views that prioritize pleasure. Psychological hedonism is the theory that all human behavior is motivated by the desire to maximize pleasure and minimize pain. As a form of egoism, it suggests that people only help others if they expect a personal benefit. Axiological hedonism is the view that pleasure is the sole source of intrinsic value. It asserts that other things, like knowledge and money, only have value insofar as they produce pleasure and reduce pai
“Hedonism” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#hedonists across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #hedonists straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/hedonists