#helpmeplease
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #helpmeplease from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 14:01 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 14:01 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 14:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 11 public posts (spanning ~43852 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (8) · French (1) · Spanish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.9
Top of the latest posts
Hey Mastodon, can you please help me crowd-source a GRC question I have? (pls boost if you don't have the answer) FIPS 140-3 allows the use of RADIUS over TLS (RadSec) (p. 130), essentially giving a pass to MD5 cryptographic module being us
Just spent an hour explaining GitRoot to Gemini (yeah the LLM 🤮 ). Me: 'So, it's a single binary, WASM plugins, no DB, manages repos as code, even commits fixes back to your branch...' Gemini: 'It's a revolutionary way to build the code!'
Gahhhhh What do y'all other #AuDHD people do when you’re in an under-stimulation rut and everything is so boring and pointless and why bother and you’re sooooo depressed so you have to find SOME kind of dopamine and stimulation because righ
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