#hotpockets
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #hotpockets from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #hotpockets
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-30 04:06 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-30 04:06 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-30 04:06 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~24588 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 23:00
Languages: English (12)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Tonight's panzerotti experiment leads me to believe I can attempt making them in large batches, par-fry, individually vacuum seal, and freeze like better versions of Hot Pockets. I think I'll wait until next year to begin testing because I'
🔥🔬Ah yes, modern science has finally cracked the code for energy-efficient reactions with a stroke of genius: microwaves! Because clearly, what the world needed was another way to heat Hot Pockets while failing to load web pages. 📡💥 htt
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#hotpockets across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #hotpockets straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/hotpockets