#hownottodie
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #hownottodie from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #hownottodie
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-14 10:28 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-14 10:28 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-14 10:28 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~19445 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (33) · Dutch (3) · Finnish (1) · German (1) · Danish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Halløjsa, tænker en lille #introduktion på #dansk er på sin plads 👋 Kort om mig selv: datalog af uddannelse, efterhånden garvet privatlivsnørd (elsker ideen i #data.coop!), med en broget "karriere" indtil videre (bla solvenskrav i forsikri
“a study comparing thousands of omnivores, vegetarians, and vegans found that those eating strictly plant-based diets are three times more likely to have daily bowel movements. Looks like vegans are just regular people.” 😂💚💪💩✨ - Dr. Gre
Hello, another smol #introduction this time in #english 👋 Briefly about me: compsci by training, somewhat seasoned privacy enthusiast (❤️ #datacoop), varied "career" so far (solvency in insurance, IIoT, og lab automation). A bit of nerd is
#hownottodie across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #hownottodie straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/hownottodie