#hownottodie

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #hownottodie from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-14 10:28 UTC
0
10-08
0
10-09
0
10-10
0
10-11
0
10-12
0
10-13
0
10-14

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-14 10:28 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-14 10:28 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~19445 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (33) · Dutch (3) · Finnish (1) · German (1) · Danish (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.7

Top of the latest posts

  • Halløjsa, tænker en lille #introduktion på #dansk er på sin plads 👋 Kort om mig selv: datalog af uddannelse, efterhånden garvet privatlivsnørd (elsker ideen i #data.coop!), med en broget "karriere" indtil videre (bla solvenskrav i forsikri

    @laumann :datacoop:@[email protected]♥ 9↻ 32024-02-06 05:23 UTCView post →
  • “a study comparing thousands of omnivores, vegetarians, and vegans found that those eating strictly plant-based diets are three times more likely to have daily bowel movements. Looks like vegans are just regular people.” 😂💚💪💩✨ - Dr. Gre

    Takarat 🐀@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02024-03-27 19:49 UTCView post →
  • Hello, another smol #introduction this time in #english 👋 Briefly about me: compsci by training, somewhat seasoned privacy enthusiast (❤️ #datacoop), varied "career" so far (solvency in insurance, IIoT, og lab automation). A bit of nerd is

    @laumann :datacoop:@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02024-02-06 10:07 UTCView post →

#hownottodie across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #hownottodie straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/hownottodie