#humpty

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #humpty from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
15
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 15
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 15

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:15 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
1
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:15 UTC
#humptydance
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#humptydumpty
2 uses · 2 accounts / 7d
#HumptyDumptyTrumpty
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#HumptyHarry
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#humptydumptysevermutatinglexicon
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#humptyhump
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#humptydumptykids
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#humptyhumpday
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#HumptyDumptyLive
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#HumptyDumptySet1LiveAtSPCMusicHall2018
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#HumptyDooCrocJumping
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#humptygotdumped
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:15 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~31938 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (14)

Avg boosts / post: 0.1

Top of the latest posts

  • @heidilifeldman Holy crap, what an idea!! For as long as I can remember as far powering the Nation, Blue States have been the givers, and Red States were the takers, About 7 years ago we drove through Mississippi where there was a highway p

    Huntn00@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02025-10-19 18:31 UTCView post →

  • Kevin's Limerick of the Day Cracked Up Near the wall, security was blocking A site to which people were flocking That’s where Mr. Dumpty Who calls himself Humpty Received the severest shell shocking #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humo

    Kevin Ahern@Kevin_G_Ahern♥ 0↻ 02026-07-26 14:54 UTCView post →

  • “Straight And Narrow” #bigboobs #bigbreasts #boobs #breasts #caption #chastity #cleavage #chastitycage #chastitydevice #chastitycaption #chastityslave #dickgirl #feminization #feminizationcaption #gendertransformation #genderchange #transge

    Marfisa@marfisa♥ 0↻ 02026-01-28 00:23 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/humpty