#hypochondria

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #hypochondria from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
12
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 12
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 12

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:30 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
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07-25
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07-27
0
07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:30 UTC
#Hypochondriasis
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#hypochondriactor
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#Hypochondriac
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#hypochondriacs
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:30 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~44250 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 06:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (11)

Avg boosts / post: 0.2

Top of the latest posts

  • #covid #covid1984 #vaccination #medicine #BigMedicine #memes #scamdemic #hypochondria

    [email protected]@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02021-09-29 18:40 UTCView post →

  • My #hypochondria's so bad my doctor prescribes me broad spectrum #placebos.

    Julia Clement@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-09-25 06:33 UTCView post →

  • “Life, even in its most sheltered, privileged forms, is far more precarious than we think it is. A hypochondriac is someone who is just a little more aware of this than the average person, we might say” Caroline Crampton, “A body made of gl

    kym 📚🐉@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-08-20 15:28 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/hypochondria