#iamanidiot
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #iamanidiot from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #iamanidiot
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-12 18:41 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-12 18:41 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-12 18:41 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 20 public posts (spanning ~22259 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (19)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
And now, a scene from my brain. "My new macbook is almost out of diskspace. WTF. This is a brand new M2 with a terabyte of storage. No way I only have 30 gig left. Dammit, MacOS must be doing something stupid, or cloud sync is piling stuff
Today’s lesson: putting a wifi-connected raspberry pi in a metal case won’t work because OF COURSE IT BLOODY WON’T WORK IAN YOU STUPID CHIMP. #raspberrypi #wifi #IAmAnIdiot
Watching Band of Brothers and it was a bit confusing. Realised I had watched episode 1, then epsode 5, then epsiode 3. I suppose that's what they mean by the fog of war. #tv #IAmAnIdiot
#iamanidiot across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #iamanidiot straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/iamanidiot